大家好我是麻辣鸡，这是我的朋友辣鸡。
Hello everyone, Im spicy chicken. This is my friend spicy chicken.
我们不能一起生，但我们能一起祸害苍生。
We can live together, but we can do harm together.
互相种草，互相吃土，不求一起大富大贵，只求彼此你穷我穷。
They plant grass and eat soil for each other. They don want to be rich together. They just want to be poor.
有福同享，有难......有难等我笑完了再同当。
Ill share happiness with you. Ill share difficulties with you when Im finished laughing.
如果美丽要买单，我和我的姐妹买双份。
If beauty has to pay, my sister and I will have a double.
我们要做一个有深度的姑娘，有脾气的女流氓，有教养的淑女。
We want to be a girl with depth, a rascal with temper and a lady with culture.
别以为不经常见面，感情就淡了 我还是那个可以随便打你骂你的人。
Don think that if you don meet often, your feelings will fade. Im still the one who can beat you and scold you.
骂我可以，如果动手，请打我闺蜜，她们抗揍。
You can scold me. If you do, please beat my best friend. They will fight.
我一直以为我是世界上最美的女孩子，直到遇见你，我才知道是我们俩。
I always thought I was the most beautiful girl in the world. I didn know it was us until I met you.
都是第一次做人，凭什么我俩是美女。
Its the first time to be human. Why are we beautiful.
不要看我闺密表面上漂漂亮亮，其实她一顿能吃三碗米饭。
Don look at my best friends appearance. In fact, she can eat three bowls of rice at a meal.
穷的时候我们一起捡垃圾，富的时候我看着你捡垃圾。
When we are poor, we pick up rubbish together. When we are rich, I watch you pick up rubbish.
我只希望我的闺密答应我一件事，不要便宜任何一个男孩子，自己孤独终老好吗？
I only hope that my best friend will promise me one thing. Don be cheap to any boy. Will you die alone?
总看到朋友圈有人卖闺密，我就不卖了，我怕我把我的闺密卖出去了，又被人退回来。
I always see that some people in my circle of friends sell their best friends, so I don sell them. Im afraid that if I sell my best friends, I will be returned.
就算我的手机内存不够，我也不会清除我闺密的丑照。
Even if I don have enough memory on my cell phone, I won clear my best friends ugly photos.
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