1、别看现在年轻人挺穷的，但他们掌握了一百种犒劳自己的理由。
Although young people are poor now, they have a hundred reasons to reward themselves.
2、帅哥都喜欢美女，如果你不喜欢我，那你就不是帅哥。
All handsome men like beautiful women. If you don like me, you are not handsome.
3、以前年少轻狂，现在不了，还是狂，就是不轻了。
It used to be young and crazy, but now its not, its still crazy, its not light.
4、我不去纹身了，纹身会影响我的身高，因为我爸说他会把我的腿打断。
Im not going to get a tattoo. It will affect my height because my dad said he would break my leg.
5、在吗？做我男朋友，我一定会保护你，不让我其他男朋友发现你。
Are you there? As my boyfriend, I will protect you from other boyfriends.
6、以前我们村是有个美女的，现在没了，因为我出来要饭了。
There used to be a beautiful woman in our village, but now its gone, because I came out to beg for food.
7、本人属于耐看型的那种女孩，见过的人都知道，越看越不耐烦。
I belong to the kind of girl who can stand watching. Everyone who has met me knows that the more they look at me, the more impatient they are.
8、不要因为一门数学就轻易失去信心，你又不止这一门不会。
Don lose heart easily because of a math. You can do more than that.
9、怎么有的人找对象要求能列几十条，我择偶标准就三个字：求你了。
How do some people find boyfriend requirements can be listed dozens of, my mate selection criteria on three words: please.
10、大家好，我是虚拟存钱罐，你们可以把多余的钱存到我这里。
Hello everyone, Im a virtual piggy bank. You can save the extra money to me.
11、数学十分简单，只是另外的九十分很难。
Mathematics is very simple, but the other 90 points are very difficult.
12、失眠真的太浪费时间了，早知道会失眠，我刚才这一小时就拿来玩手机了。
Insomnia is really a waste of time. If I knew that I would lose sleep, I just used this hour to play with my cell phone.
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