1、只要每次一减肥，我就发现我的肚子在跟我抗议。
Every time I lose weight, I find my stomach protesting.
2、减肥什么的，当然就是发朋友圈说说而已。
Weight loss or something, of course, is just a circle of friends.
3、如果你想减肥成功，一定要早睡，因为夜里你会忍不住想吃夜宵。
If you want to lose weight successfully, you must go to bed early, because you can help but want to eat supper at night.
4、我是一个说到做到的人，既然说了要减肥，那以后我的奶茶就要少糖。
Im a man who does what I say. Since I said I want to lose weight, my milk tea needs less sugar.
5、我受不了的原因，可能是因为我心里憋得太多事，所以才怪受不了。
The reason why I can stand it may be that I have too many things in my heart, so I can stand it.
6、长了一颗减肥的心，却偏偏生了一张爱吃的嘴。
Long a weight loss heart, but it happened to have a love to eat mouth.
7、每次减肥饿的时候，我都是个菩萨心肠，从来不会亏待自己。
Every time I lose weight and feel hungry, I am a Bodhisattva and never treat myself badly.
8、减肥有啥用，到老了还不是要一起去跳广场舞。
Whats the use of losing weight? When we get old, we e not going to square dance together.
9、每次说减肥的时候一半是真的，一半只是想吓吓我的肉肉。
Every time I talk about losing weight, half of it is true, half of it is just trying to scare me.
10、那些说我不用减肥，又不娶我的人都是大骗子，都是坏人。
Those who say I don have to lose weight and don marry me are all big liars and bad people.
11、我减肥的时候你一定要来啊，因为看见你，我就没有食欲了。
When I lose weight, you must come, because seeing you, I have no appetite.
12、不是我不想减肥，只是美食的诱惑过于强大。
Its not that I don want to lose weight, its just that the temptation of delicious food is too strong.
13、别人的青春是什么我不知道，但我的青春长成了多肉。
I don know what other peoples youth is, but my youth has become fleshy.
14、我只是对胖的世界有一点点好奇，进去转一圈之后就再也没出来。
Im just a little curious about the fat world. I went in for a turn and never came out.
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