关于减肥的搞笑句子 幽默逗趣 越看越开心！

1、我不是不想减肥，只是身体上的肉肉怎么也不愿意离开我。

Its not that I don want to lose weight, but I don want to leave my body.

2、每次减肥的时候我就在想，如果我瘦下来是不是就会有男朋友了。

Every time I lose weight, I wonder if I will have a boyfriend if I lose weight.

3、没有行动，懒惰就会发芽，结果你就变成了一个胖子。

Without action, laziness will germinate, and you will become a fat man.

4、我是一个自律的人，既然说了要减肥，那就要坚持天天说。

I am a self-discipline person, since said must lose weight, that must insist every day said.

5、我瘦不了的原因，大概是因为我长了一张爱吃的嘴。

I can lose weight because I have a mouth that I love to eat.

6、我身上的瘦肉少得可怜，但五花肉真的不少。

The lean meat on my body is pitiful, but the pork is really a lot.

7、减肥这种事情都是胖子再说，瘦子在做，我想变成一个瘦子。

Weight loss is all about fat people. Besides, thin people are doing it. I want to be a thin person.

8、每次饿的时候，我从来都不会亏待自己，这大概就是我瘦不了的原因。

Every time Im hungry, I never treat myself badly, which is probably the reason why I can lose weight.

9、出来混迟早是要胖的，你又何必在乎吃了多少。

Its going to be fat sooner or later. Why do you care how much you eat.

10、我减肥的唯一行动就是，奶茶少糖。

My only action to lose weight is to reduce sugar in milk tea.

11、每次早晨打算起床跑步，都被烦人的被子压在床上一动不动。

Every time I plan to get up and run in the morning, I am pressed on the bed by the annoying quilt.

12、美食真的可以让我快乐，所以你们真的不能阻止我通向快乐。

Food can really make me happy, so you really can stop me from leading to happiness.

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