一、一到晚上，我就想给我的朋友打电话，问他们要不要出去吃烧烤，然后诚恳地告诉他们想去就要去，年轻人嘛就应该去做自己喜欢的事情。
One evening, I would like to call my friends and ask them if they want to go out for a barbecue, and then tell them sincerely that they want to go, young people should do what they like.
最后再祝他们吃好喝好，我就先睡觉了。
Finally, I wish them good food and drink, I will go to bed first.
二、夏天又来了，衣柜衣服千千万，唯有新的最好看，请问大家有没有一些流行漂亮的衣服推荐，我能接受的范围最好是五千以下，
The summer came again, wardrobe clothes, only the new most good-looking, excuse me everyone has some popular beautiful energy clothes recommended, I can accept the range is probably the best is below five thousand,
四十块钱左右的那种。
Something around forty dollars.
三、我发现最近总是有人跟我讲话自称本宝宝，我特别想拜托你们，也不看看自己年龄多大了，竟然还好意思称自己为本宝宝，
I found recently always someone to talk to me called this baby, I particularly want to please you, do not look at their own age, even ashamed to call themselves this baby,
明明本宝宝只有一个，那就是我好吗？
Theres only one baby, thats me, okay?
四、请问你有对象了吗？如果没有的话……
Are you seeing someone yet? If not...
那我可以嘲笑你吗？啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Can I laugh at you? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
五、我以为我么可以一起携手到白头，谁知道你竟然，
I think we can hand in hand to the old, who knows you actually
背着我偷偷地染了发。
I dyed my hair behind my back.
六、不得不说一下我们这边餐馆的服务是真的做得很好，就像上次我去吃饭，忘记了给钱，
I have to say that the service of our restaurant is really good, just like last time I went to eat and forgot to give money,
后来还是人家服务员帮我报了警。
A waiter called the police for me.
七、我希望从今以后大家要做一个大方得体的人，不要做那种小气抠门的人。
I hope from now on we want to do a decent person, not to do the kind of stingy door stingy person.
因为你总是抠门，门总有一天会被你扣烂的，我告诉你。
Because you are always stingy, the door will be broken by you one day, I tell you.
八、我一开始就相信我们可以一起走到最后，可是万万没想到。
I believe that we can sit together at the beginning of the last, but never thought.
才走到一半你就说累了，让我背着你走。
Half way you said tired, let me carry you to go.
九、虽然已经分手了，但是我始终都忘不了我的前女友，
Although we have broken up, But I still can forget my ex-girlfriend,
也不知道她什么时候把欠我的一千块钱还给我。
I wonder when shell pay me back the thousand she owes me.
十、如果你的生命里少了一些人的存在，
If some people are missing from your life,
那还真是好，就是那种连空气都变得清新了的感觉。
Thats really nice, the way the air feels fresh.
十一、做人最重要的就是要懂得坚持，既然我说了要减肥，
The most important thing is to know how to adhere to, since I said to lose weight,
那我以后就天天说
Then Ill say it every day
十二、不论生活还是工作中的一些机会，总是留给那些，
Whether in life or in work, some opportunities are always reserved for those who,
准备好钱的人。
The man with the money.
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