1、我是一个言而有信的人，既然说了减肥，就要一直说。
Im a man of my word. Since Ive said weight loss, Ill keep saying it.
2、减肥不是一天两天的事，是未来的事。
Losing weight is not a matter of one day or two. Its a matter of the future.
3、减肥之前一定要吃饱，不然真的没有力气减肥。
Before losing weight, you must be full, otherwise you really don have the strength to lose weight.
4、所有的事情都憋在心里，难怪我怎么减都瘦不了。
Everything is in my heart. No wonder I can lose weight.
5、每次饿的时候，我都是个菩萨心肠，总会将自己喂得饱饱的。
Every time Im hungry, Im a Bodhisattva. I always feed myself.
6、别人的身上都是才华，我的身上只剩下五花肉。
Other people are talented, but Im just a colorful person.
7、减什么肥，反正不管胖瘦我们一起跳广场舞。
Lose weight, no matter how fat or thin, lets dance square dance.
8、找对象要找胖的人，因为胖的人比别人多几十斤肉爱你。
Look for fat people, because fat people love you more than others.
9、每晚都出来吃宵夜，总是要胖的。
I come out for supper every night. I always get fat.
10、美食能让我快乐，你们不能阻止我通向快乐。
Food can make me happy, you can stop me from being happy.
11、我胖的原因只有一个，外卖送得实在太快了。
Theres only one reason why Im fat. The takeout is too fast.
12、我每次说减肥一半是真的想减，一半是想吓吓我的肉肉们。
Every time I say to lose weight, half of them really want to lose weight, and half of them want to scare my meat.
13、那些让我不用减肥又不娶我的人都是坏人。
I don have to marry the bad guys who don want me to lose weight.
14、减肥的时候你一定要来啊，因为看见你，我就没有食欲了。
You must come when you lose weight, because I have no appetite when I see you.
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