好多喜欢藏在欲言又止里。我怀疑丘比特是不是拿我的箭去烧烤了。
Many people like to hide in the desire to talk and stop. I wonder if Cupid took my arrow to the barbecue.
生活太难，能否叫声美女，让我迷失一下自我。
Life is too difficult. Can you call beauty and let me lose myself.
下辈子我要做一个洋葱，谁欺负我，我就让谁泪流满面。
In my next life, I will make an onion. Whoever bullies me, I will make anyone cry.
天冷了，肥也不见了，囤点肉保暖，都说胖是福气，要留住福气
Its cold and fat doesn decrease. Hoarding some meat to keep warm. They say that fat is a blessing and we should keep it
给我画大饼的时候，记得撒点芝麻，我这个人嘴叼。
When you draw me a big cake, remember to sprinkle some sesame seeds. I hold it in my mouth.
每次我一个人走夜路都好害怕 ，天这么黑 ，我这么好看，真怕别人看不见啊，世界这么大，我要多出去给人看看。
Every time I walk alone at night, Im afraid. Its so dark and Im so beautiful. Im afraid others can see. The world is so big. I want to go out and show people more.
突然发现长得好看根本没用，风吹过来还是会冷。
Suddenly I found it useless to look good. It will still be cold when the wind blows.
你现在翅膀硬了，可以烤着吃了。
Your wings are hard now. You can bake them
肩膀有点小痒，可能在长小翅膀。
The shoulder is a little itchy. It may be growing small wings
有一种猝不及防突如其来的冷，不叫降温叫速冻
There is a sudden cold, not called cooling, called quick freezing
有人总说自己过得不好，一上秤却又胖了不少。
Some people always say they don live well, but they gain a lot of weight when they get on the scale.
被贫穷限制了那么多，为什么没有限制住我的体重。
Being limited so much by poverty, why didn I limit my weight.
不回你消息，不是我高冷，我是手冷。
If I don return your news, Im not cold, Im cold.
我是一个成熟的人，像赌气不吃东西这种事情，我都是吃饱以后做的。
I am a mature person. I do things like being angry and not eating. I do it after I am full.
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