关于减肥时的搞笑句子 幽默逗趣 让人哭笑不得

1、那种一减肥就要发朋友圈的人，十个有八个过两天连朋友圈都懒得发。

Eight out of ten people who will lose weight will be lazy to make friends in two days.

2、减肥没有那么容易，尤其是肚子的上赘肉贼有脾气。

Its not so easy to lose weight, especially on the belly.

3、女生要好好保护自己，所以更要吃的胖一点。

Girls should protect themselves, so they should eat more fat.

4、减肥这两个字说的时候充满斗志，做的时候一动不动。

Lose weight when these two words say full of fighting spirit, do not move when doing.

5、减肥的时候脑海里总是出现这样的一句话，不吃饱哪有力气减肥。

When losing weight, such a sentence always appears in my mind. If you don have enough food, you can have the strength to lose weight.

6、我变胖的原因可能就是，我把好多事情都放在自己心里，不好瘦。

The reason why I get fat may be that I put a lot of things in my heart, so Im not thin.

7、如果真的受不了，给我一个男朋友也行。

If you really can stand it, give me a boyfriend.

8、减肥不是最重要的事，最重要的是吃好、喝好、睡好。

Weight loss is not the most important thing, the most important thing is to eat, drink and sleep well.

9、对于减肥这种长期的事情来说，我们先吃饱在好好研究。

For the long-term issue of losing weight, we should study it carefully.

10、天天大吃大喝，缘分到了自然会瘦。

Eat and drink every day, fate will naturally thin.

11、每次因为减肥烦恼时，吃顿火锅烦恼就全没了。

Every time because of weight loss worries, eating hot pot worries are all gone.

12、那些让我减肥的人，都是健身房让我办卡的人。

The people who let me lose weight are the ones who let me do the card in the gym.

13、晚上就不要出去乱跑了，万一看到烧烤摊，减肥两个字又抛到脑后了。

Don go out and run around in the evening. If you see the barbecue stand, the word weight loss will be forgotten.

14、口袋里的钱不知不觉就没有了，身上的肉一直不离不弃。

The money in the pocket is gone unconsciously, and the flesh on the body has always been inseparable.

15、轻轻拍拍自己的小肚子，告诉它：你不胖，你只是海量。

Pat your stomach and tell it: you e not fat, you e just massive.

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