适合减肥发朋友圈的搞笑句子 幽默有趣 值得分享

1.减肥一词，说出来只是为了吓吓身上那些肉。

The word "lose weight" is just used to scare the meat on the body.

2.心灵美比外在美重要，但两全其美岂不更好

The beauty of the mind is more important than the beauty of the outside, but its better to have both

3.小S说：体重超三位数的女人没有未来

Small s said: weight over three figure women have no future

4.十个胖子，九个懒。

Ten fat, nine lazy.

5.减肥这种事，都是胖子在喊，瘦子在做。

To lose weight is something that fat people are shouting and thin people are doing.

6.大家好，自我介绍一下，我是吉尼斯世界纪录“怎么减肥也减不下来”纪录保持者

Hello, everyone. Let me introduce myself. Im the holder of the Guinness world record of "no way to lose weight."

7.和我在一起，起码多了几十斤肉来爱你。

With me, at least dozens of catties more meat to love you.

8.减肥没有那么容易，每块肥肉都有它的脾气。

Its not so easy to lose weight. Every piece of fat has its temper.

9.本想瘦得倾国倾城，没想到胖的五花三层。

I wanted to be thin, but I didn expect to be fat.

10.喜欢的人比你瘦，讨厌的人也比你瘦。

The people you like are thinner than you, and the people you hate are thinner than you.

11.其实我会瘦的，现在胖点没关系。

In fact, Ill be thin. It doesn matter if Im fat now.

12.世界上最专情的就是身上的肉肉，你再怎么冷落他，他也对你不离不弃。

The most special feeling in the world is the flesh on the body. No matter how you ignore him, he will never leave you.

13.我终于知道我为什么瘦不下来了，因为我的心里装了一个你。

I finally know why I can lose weight, because I have a you in my heart.

14.我告诉你，我一直在减肥，只是没有瘦下来而已。

I tell you, Ive been losing weight, but I haven lost weight.

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